Saturday, February 19, 2005

Visitors to Australia are inundated by every means of communication that Australians live for sex, do nothing but have sex, and are great sexual athletes. You get this picture that if you’re not doing it the next minute, then you’re a weakling, a nobody, or it must be that you can’t get it up.

A recent Australian study showed that 90% of Oz men say their sex is good while 79% of Oz women say their sex is good. That means more than 20% of the Sheilas are not enjoying sex.

Why are Oz women not enjoying their sex?

According to the researchers on Aussie sex, “The script for having sex is heavily intercourse-based and it doesn’t necessarily do a lot for women, …. there is a lot of bludging from blokes out there” and “very few men say intercourse hurts them but about 20% of women are getting hurt during sex. They are wincing, biting their lip and saying nothing”. Looks like Ozzie blokes take women for granted after being nice and gentle the first time out. Once they’ve shagged her, she’s just a piece of equipment for use when convenient. That’s why “sex is better for men in established relationships while women get more satisfaction in new liaisons”.

Five times as many Aussie women as men complained about regularly not reaching orgasm because climaxing too quickly is the most common problem of Ozzie men. As a result Sheila is left high and dry. The women turn to each other and “…found that they are more likely to orgasm in encounters with female partners….” Another interesting finding was that “Bisexual and lesbian women have 3 times as many male partners as heterosexual women , before deciding sex with men is really not for them”.

As a result, one third women admitted masturbating while two out of three blokes masturbate. And they do so more than once a week. So much for the great Ozzie lover.

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