Visitors to Australia are inundated by every means of communication that Australians live for sex, do nothing but have sex, and are great sexual athletes. You get this picture that if you’re not doing it the next minute, then you’re a weakling, a nobody, or it must be that you can’t get it up.

A recent Australian study showed that 90% of Oz men say their sex is good while 79% of Oz women say their sex is good. That means more than 20% of the Sheilas are not enjoying sex.

Why are Oz women not enjoying their sex?

According to the researchers on Aussie sex, “The script for having sex is heavily intercourse-based and it doesn’t necessarily do a lot for women, …. there is a lot of bludging from blokes out there” and “very few men say intercourse hurts them but about 20% of women are getting hurt during sex. They are wincing, biting their lip and saying nothing”. Looks like Ozzie blokes take women for granted after being nice and gentle the first time out. Once they’ve shagged her, she’s just a piece of equipment for use when convenient. That’s why “sex is better for men in established relationships while women get more satisfaction in new liaisons”.

Five times as many Aussie women as men complained about regularly not reaching orgasm because climaxing too quickly is the most common problem of Ozzie men. As a result Sheila is left high and dry. The women turn to each other and “…found that they are more likely to orgasm in encounters with female partners….” Another interesting finding was that “Bisexual and lesbian women have 3 times as many male partners as heterosexual women , before deciding sex with men is really not for them”.

As a result, one third women admitted masturbating while two out of three blokes masturbate. And they do so more than once a week. So much for the great Ozzie lover.

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So what's the deal, mate?
Singapore and Australia are edging closer to an open-skies agreement. SIA could then fly direct from Australia to the US. But what's in it for you? Frequent flyer Skip Hopper explains to ALVIN CHIANG
G'DAY, mates.
I'm Skip Hopper.
Just call me Skip, mate.
Business takes me hopping all around the world.
And guess what I like about Singapore?
You've got Foster's.
I'm a fair dinkum Aussie.
So why am I all for open skies between Singapore and Australia?
Because our sheilas will have to match the Singapore Girl.
And we won't have to pay through the nose to fly.
A Sydney-Los Angeles return ticket costs $1,099, according to the Qantas website.
United Airlines is the only other carrier flying direct between Australia and the US.
But SIA could fly direct too if there are open-skies.
And fares could drop.
Of course, I'm all for it.
So what's holding it up?
Qantas, our national airline, what else?
For 10 years, Singapore has asked Australia to let SIA fly direct between Australia and the US.
But there has been much resistance.
Yesterday, for instance, Qantas chief executive Geoff Dixon blasted SIA.
He said SIA was trying to take a slice of Qantas' lucrative transpacific routes to North America, even after Qantas reported a record half-year profit.
The US flights are a gold mine for Qantas. It owns three-quarters of the market share.
Each week Qantas has 37 flights between Australia and the US.
Of these, 30 are direct flights from Brisbane, Sydney and Melbourne.
(SIA has just two direct services - from Singapore to New York, and Singapore to LA.)
And the US flights bring in 15 per cent of Qantas' profits, says JP Morgan Securities Australia.
The US flights netted some $186 million in profits for Qantas last year.
No wonder Qantas doesn't want competition.
Opening up the US route to SIA could cost Qantas about $56 million in profits, said JP Morgan.
Qantas, of course, says the airline industry has yet to recover from the effects of the Iraq war and Sars.
But what about us passengers?
Give us a break.
Bring on the competition and let the fares drop, I say.

The above article is from The New Paper, Singapore, 19 Feb 2005

Ozzies love to think that they’re very sexually active; more so than people in any other country. We’re always in the mood, we always have fun, our men are always able to get it up, and we always do it the average number of times per week. They believe that they are a people who live to fuck all the time. They tell you so in their Women’s and Men’s magazines, in Fashion, Health and Sports magazines, in weekend newspapers and weekend newspaper supplements, in telly programs and on the radio. Every article and every program is very very suggestive of let’s have sex, did you orgasm last night, she/he looks like a good fuck. We’re just very broadminded, that’s all. Sorry if you are not as virile as us Ozzies. We Ozzies top the leaderboard there mate.

Well, hard luck mate cos it ain’t so. Ozzies stand 27th in world rankings on frequency of sex. Averaging 103 times a year. Down from 2003’s 16th world ranking. And, mate, you’re even worse than your Sheilas. They do 106 against you guys’ 101. And, wait, there’s more – the Kiwis stand on 12th!

Perhaps a local study will prove those figures wrong ? No way , mate. One such found most Aussies do it less than 2 times a week. Last month, 25% adult Ozzies haven’t had sex. Well, now that it’s out, Ozzies explain that they’re an overworked nation. 25% men and 50% women say they’re too tired and stressed to do it ! Overworked?... Ozzies ?

Australia is desperate for attention. As a result she needs, wants, must be in the news. An article in newspapers, magazines or tabloids, or a mention on tv or radio. Anything will do. So desperate is Oz that she goes out to make ‘news’. Or look for ‘news’ to trumpet out to the world. It cares not a jot whether the news is something favourable, questionable, distasteful or whatever. If it’s about Australia, shout it out loud. Australia is way out in a far corner of the world so she must make herself heard.

Like the loads of stories of “our Princess” from Tasmania who married the Scandinavian prince. The Oz media keeps digging for any little thing – she was sick last weekend, she was in the Caribbean with her prince, etc etc. They MUST keep it up till her next birthday, till her marriage anniversary, and then more to shout about her activities during Christmas , New Year’s Day and Australia Day. This topic sprang side stories of her parents, school, neighbours, workmates, etc etc. Something to be so very proud about and proclaim to the world.

Recent stories of English soccer star Beckham with one Sarah Marbeck aka Rebecca a social escort. The Oz media went beserk reproducing the GREAT news that she was an Australian. It was the news for weeks coast to coast. Who cares if she was a born Malaysian? She was international news. So she had to be an Aussie. Irrelevant that she was a hooker. She was a gold medallist hooker.

The subject of gold medal brings up the 2004 Athens Olympics. As far as Australia was concerned, there was no greater Olympics than the Sydney Olympics of 2000. Just because the IOC President said that it was the greatest. So months before Athens, the Aussie Olympics Committee and the Aussie media criticised all Athens’ efforts. Their stadiums would not be ready in time. Their security preparations were a joke. We’ll bring our own security personnel. Blah, blah, blah. Well, they shut up quick when Athens opened on queue.

So Oz changed gear. As expected, the Athens Opening Ceremony was declared dull and flat compared to our Sydney Opening Ceremony. We had Hills clotheslines, lawn-mowers and barbeque sets in our dances and march past, which were much better than Greek gods. The Athens Olympic mascots were ridiculous figures, ha, ha , ha. Nothing like our Aussie koalas, platypus and gang. Yea, right, mate.

How very sad; this Aussie fear, this Aussie worry, this Aussie insecurity feeling.

But it’s this Aussie insecurity of being left out that’s spurring its attempts to be the Best!!

OZ is best....and greatest, and biggest, and most beautiful, and ...

My blogname says it all.

Oz is the best in the world.
Best what? you ask.

C'MON! C'..m..o.. n!

Anything! Everything!

Best, as in The World's Best Country, and that includes everything in a country so that includes mountain, sea, lake, river, animal, man, woman, lawyer, sports team, tennis player male, t.p.female, t.p.veteran male, etc etc

And, Best includes meaning the tallest, deepest, biggest, cleanest, longest, smartest, most advanced, most improved, most desired, most well-known, most talked about, etc etc etc.
Best also includes The World's Most This and Most That.

Best also means that there is no other Best thing, country, car, etc etc in the world.

OZ is best also means Oz is THE Only THE Best.

Emeral City turns on the waterworks

Another article titled above, from same ST supplement.
The introduction says it all: "There are many ways to enjoy the world's most beautiful harbour....."

Author Stephen Lacey says "It's official. Sydney Harbour is even bigger than anyone thought it was. Surveyors .... have discovered that the harbour has about 80km more shoreline, 62,000 megalitres more water and is 1.6m deeper than previously thought".

One of the city sights The Quarantine Station he reported "This is considered the most haunted site....."

This is why we call Australia home

Catchup reading today found above article in Escape supplement to Jan 23 The Sunday Times (WA) . This cover story introduced as :

This is a week to fly the flag, enjoy the cricket and reflect on how this is the greatest land in the world.

Author of article Brad Crouch included :

"At one of the world's greatest harbours in one of the world's greatest cities, ........." (about Sydney);

"In world terms it is not huge, but at 2228m it is our highest mountain and qualifies as one of the world's Seven Summits...." (about Mt Kosciuszko)

Lake Eyre is "....one of the world's last unregulated river basins....."

and,

"Peter Allen put it on the international pop map with a haunting ode to his 'Tenterfield saddler' grandfather"